Pyar Ke Side Effects!!!

1. In a relation , all gals want 2 rule men!
2 . They desire guys praising them, but a man cant even talk 2 other female friends, either jealousy or insecurity or name infidelity
3. U hv hv 2 fulfil all their crazy stupid demands, whether u wish or u hate 2
4. Galz always wanna listen from u tht she's lukin 2day d most b'ful.. hw impractical... to katrina ka kya hoga
6. and when u dont follow commands... u listen tht u dont love her anymore... if u see other galz.. then all men r dog!!
7. 4 every next moment , she cries 2 get attention n love.. galz y do u rona dhona so much.. chill!!
8. every alternate day, she wants an outing, party, date, disc, movie, and junk food, and finally say aaj bahut kha liya , kal se dieting n gym!!! dosent matter u r on duty or b absent!!
9. wen u ask 4 romance, she says u dirty mind u always think of tht only!! and if u say no mood too busy, u r a total bore!!
10. All month ends with negative pocket money.. she loves 2 bankrupt U!!
11. Major Side Effects : Shadi!! & Bachhe!!

Regrding Men:
1. All men r truely dog... they never get satisfied with single GF, n always like n desire 4 friend's GF... Hunters!! Infidelity is d slogan..dosent matter hw caring n devoted his gal is!!
2. " Sharif ladkiyan dusron se baat nahi karti" mere alawa kisi aur ka phone kyu aya... Badchalan!! Uff ye shaq ka fever!!
3. Tumhe job ki kya zarurat ? main hu na kamane ke liye!! tum ghar baitho, sahdi karo, mom ki sewa karo.. roti banao
4. sharab pina mera style hai.. uske baad ek thappad lagaya to pyar bhi to karta hun!!
5. U r very unromantic nw... pahle jaisi nahi rahi..
menz cons r endless... ab neend aa rahi hai sone ja raha hu... its 1.30 am 'njoy!!